Monday, April 29, 2013

April 21-27: Virginia Fun & More Parties

I decided to not post a blog entry last week so that the story about Kent & the dragon (aka gecko) would get more attention!

We flew up to Virginia on April 12 for a long weekend to visit my brother, Kurt and his family, who live near Shenandoah Valley Academy.  My sister-in-law is a dentist and opened up her own practice on April 1.  Kent had provided some assistance during the business plan phase and we wanted to see the practice now that it was up & running.  The practice looks great and is off to a great start!  We are very proud of Kurt & Jen for following through on their dream of owning their own dental practice!  If anyone is in need of a dentist and lives in the Shenandoah Valley, look for Dr. Chalker, DDS!!



In addition to seeing the practice, we got to spend 4 days with Kurt, Jen, Jake & Caden, as well as my Dad who came down late Sunday night.  Erik had great fun playing on the play-set in the backyard, figuring out how to move on a trampoline, seeing all the birds in the yard ("birda", "birda"!) and following their dog around the house.  Erik is a particular favorite for everyone in that family, so he never lacked for attention while we were there.  Kisses from Erik were in high demand!
Erik on the play-set at Kurt's

Our little fireman

All the guys - can't believe I actually got a photo of everyone looking in the same direction!

One of the days that we were there, we took Erik to a Pump-it-Up location.  This was the first time for Kent and I as well, so we really didn't know what to expect.  The owner told us that Erik was probably too young for the bouncy-house things that they had, but agreed to let us try it out before paying.  We ended up paying and staying for nearly 2 hours!  Erik was enthralled with the huge slide and begged to go on it again and again; he actually didn't want to try any of the bounce houses.  Kent was a real trooper and hauled Erik up the slide numerous times (Erik couldn't manage the ladder on his own).  I've added some photos below that should show a smidgen of Erik's glee with the slide!
So happy - he would wave at Dad & I as Kent carried him up the ladder
I braved the slide once just so that I could get photos of Erik at the top of the ladder!

See how far back Kent is leaning?  That slide was STEEP!

At the bottom of the slide where Kent & Erik blew past the safety barricade.

The weekend after our trip to Virginia, we attended the 3rd birthday party for the Isidro twins, Madelyn & Kohlden.  Erik & I went by ourselves; we left Kent at home so that he could work uninterrupted on various projects around the house (with our due date for baby #2 quickly approaching, my stress level is reaching the "freaking" out phase)!  Because I was at the party without Kent, I was on full-time duty; I tried to take a few pictures, but they were rather blurry.  I'm sharing them anyway just to prove we were there!!  There was another bouncy house at this birthday party which Erik was super excited about.  Kent has always been the parent-on-call when it comes to bouncy houses, so I wasn't thrilled to see the bounce house in the Isidro's back yard.  I tried to get Erik distracted with other toys or kids so he wouldn't want to go in the crazy thing.  No such luck.  I had to follow Erik into the house of torture on 3 separate occasions to make sure that he didn't get accidentally smashed!  Once I was able to squeeze my way into the bounce house (the openings are way too small for pregnant Mamas!), I tried to keep Erik in the main part and away from the slide.  I was only partially successful in that as I did go down the slide 3 times!  The ladders in those things are NOT designed for pregnant Mamas either, especially ones that have a 1 1/2 year to try to get to the top as well.  I was wearing a maxi dress, so I had to hike it up to my knees and then support Erik on either my arm or knee as I tried to teach him how to use the hand-holds and "steps".  I'm sure it was quite the picture.   I tried to only attempt the ladder when there were no other kids around, but we were so slow that there was always a long line behind us by the time we got to the top.  It was rather humorous that on our 2nd trip up, a little girl behind us was commenting to everyone else that "Great, we got behind the slow ones again"!!  It's funny now, but while I was struggling up the ladder, sweating in the Florida humidity, I didn't think it was too funny!!

Yeah - got him out of the bounce house for a little bit!

Playing with Molley

One last picture to show how pregnant I am these days!

31 weeks pregnant

Thursday, April 18, 2013

Apr 17: A Princess Party and Kent vs the Lizard

This post is coming at an odd time since I'm posting it on a Thursday night, but we were out of town for the past 5 days, so I missed my "normal" (ha, ha) post time of Sunday night.  I'll tell everyone more about our trip on my next blog post, which is scheduled for this next Sunday night!

Last week started out with a double birthday party on April 7th for our friends, Ella & Lily Fuentes, who are the daughters of Kent's fellow Union graduates, Edman & Michelle Fuentes.  Kelli & Michelle also used to work together at Florida Hospital a while back.  Ella & Lily's birthdays are just weeks apart, so Michelle & Edman decided to do a combination party this year.  Erik is just a few months younger than Lily and they attend the same Sabbath School class.  Both girls are super cute.

I will admit to some trepidation when I found out that the theme of the joint birthday party was a Princess Party!  I wasn't quite sure how my little boy was supposed to fit into that picture.  We were very pleasantly surprised to discover that the party was actually a laid-back affair with a bouncy house as the main attraction.  Kent braved the bouncy house with Erik and after a few minutes of somberly checking out the new digs, Erik was pleased as punch to play inside the house or go down the slide - provided Kent was with him, of course!  I got to sit & relax with the other Moms.  I've included some pictures from the party below - some from the bouncy house and some from playing in their backyard after lunch.
Lily & Erik - got Erik looking at the camera

Now we have Lily looking at the camera - couldn't get one with both!

Loving the slide! 
Hitting the barrier at the end of the slide - Erik couldn't be happier!

Cheesy smile
My guys!
A crazy incident happened just yesterday (Apr 17) to Kent, which is what is prompting this mid-week post.  I generally do not mind geckos, but when one is in my room and very much alive & active, I do mind very much!  The next part of this post is in Kent's own words:


Tonight after I got home from work I was playing with Erik in my car letting him roll the windows up and down etc. when I saw Kelli come outside with a look on her face that indicated all was NOT well.  She strolled up to the car window and explained that a gecko had gotten in the house.  A gecko, which is the technically incorrect term assigned to the common little lizards we have in Florida, had made its way in the house and was using our master closet as an obstacle course leaping from one thing to the next. 
I have never been a person that relished touching reptiles, fish, snakes, or really anything without fur.  When presented with such situations there is always an internal groan trying to figure out how I am going to trap these things without touching them.  A couple weeks ago I had the pool net in the house with its 8 foot handle in a 3 ft wide hallway trying to scoop one off the wall.  I was successful in trapping this lizard in my net until 2 seconds later it heroically leaped 10 feet in the air from my net and scurried on the floor under the closet door only for me to have to start all over again.  The next day I came back to the hallway and he was back on the wall.  This time I successfully nabbed him with a hand towel and proudly escorted him back outside, happy that I had extricated the reptile without having to touch him or resort to clotheslining myself with the pool net!
So presented with yet another lizard challenge…Erik and I searched for another hand towel in the garage and made our way in the house.  We moved things around and made noise but there was no sign of any lizard in the closet.  Then Kelli came in to explain the last whereabouts of the lizard…a little more looking revealed nothing.  Then a lucky (or unlucky) glance on my part to the top shelf of the closet revealed Mr. Lizard sitting on top of Kelli’s duffel bag.  Kelli let me hold Erik a little longer to make sure the lizard didn’t leave our sight while she fetched a chair.  Upon her return she took Erik, wished me luck as I mounted the chair with my patented towel extrication plan.  These little guys are fast so you can’t be tentative.  I slowly moved the towel closer and closer to the lizard…planning my snatch.  The time came when I thought he’d spook so I quickly sprung the towel on top of him.  It’s like an accident, you don’t really remember what happens and you just hope for the best.  Unfortunately I didn’t feel him wriggling in the towel (which is tolerable but disturbing).  

What I noticed next was a lizard tail disappearing between the buttons in my work shirt!!!  At that point, whatever rationale thought processes I had were immediately lost and SEVERE panic set in.  I exclaimed to Kelli loudly that “ITS IN MY SHIRT!!!!!”  I couldn’t decide whether to take off my shirt or run outside to get the lizard out of the house… so I did both.  With speed that may have qualified me for an place on the US Olympic team, I begin sprinting towards the front door as I removed buttons on my shirt.  Every time the lizard moved as I sprinted down the halls I would shriek in horror with a corresponding body shiver that no doubt was not flattering to my manhood.  I was worried that it was going to climb on my head or worse yet end up in my pants!!!  

After Kelli’s initial scream of horror, she proceeded to laugh in disbelief as she followed me outside carrying Erik.  Given the speed at which I arrived outside I had not finished unbuttoning the shirt.  Even though I had stopped running now I still twisted and turned wrestling with the shirt to remove it.  Finally I got the shirt off and frantically scanned for the lizard…not knowing if it was in the shirt or still on me.  Somehow I thought constant turning would help.  My behavior was so abnormal and psychologically disturbing to watch that poor Erik got scared and couldn’t process the scene.  He was sobbing loudly!!!  Finally, to my great relief I spotted the lizard on the inside of the shirt I had taken off and I unceremoniously tried to flick the lizard into the bushes.  Somehow my shirt ended up on the ground.  Not surprising.  I’m not sure if any neighbors witnessed this, but if so, the official word is that I was on fire.  So collecting myself and resetting the panic button, I went to comfort Erik who thought perhaps that I had gone mad.  He calmed down after a few minutes.  So, not sure how to nab the next one.  Not looking forward to it.
Later tonight Erik and I were riding the plasma car around the house and you guessed it, we spotted ANOTHER gecko.  After four days out of town they have apparently taken over the place!!! This one was much smaller.  Kelli gladly fetched the towel again.  However, this gecko eluded my advances and I have had enough gecko hunting for today.  Better luck tomorrow.

This is Kelli again.  I so wish that I had caught at least part of the whole scenario on camera or video.  It was priceless.  I am still laughing after re-reading what Kent wrote.  The funniest part to me was the look of horror on Kent's face as he was standing on the chair in the closet and announcing that the gecko was in his shirt!  I had thought that it jumped down onto the floor, so I was busily searching for its next hiding spot to tell Kent.  I glanced up to see Kent frozen in place and then he tells me where it was!  I know that I jumped a little bit and screamed.  Then I just started laughing and screaming as I chased Kent through the house, watching him cavort his way to the front door - he really was doing body "shivers" or twists as he ran!  I was halfway down the hallway to the front door (not sure why Kent bypassed the garage door to the outside) when I realized that Erik wasn't laughing with me but rather was crying.  By the time we got to the front porch to watch Kent do his little dance, Erik had tears pouring down his face and both arms outstretched to Kent crying his name.  He must have thought Kent was in terrible pain and it upset him horribly.  I tried to comfort him & stop laughing, but wasn't too successful.  Erik never really let go of Kent for the rest of the evening.  He truly is a Daddy's boy!

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Apr 7: Happy Easter

This past week has been a very busy one for the Johnson's; and suddenly, I cannot think of anything to say about it!!  Ha, ha.  Let me see if I can reconstruct the week.  We celebrated Easter this past weekend with lots of friends at the annual Hilliard & Bergherm Easter Egg Hunt.  This year, Erik was able to walk around and collect eggs with only minimal directions. He also took pictures with the Easter Bunny that always appeared at the party.  A good friend of ours was inside the Easter Bunny costume and he told us that he barely escaped with his life when the older boys decided to try to jump the Easter Bunny!  There's a funny story about the 2nd picture below of Kent & Erik next to the Happy Easter sign.  While I was taking the picture, a friend was standing next to me so that he could take a picture with me in it with Kent & Erik.  However, as soon as I told Kent that I got a good picture, he stood up and walked away!!  He clearly didn't hear the offer from our friend!
The Easter Bunny and his posse - Erik is trying to figure it out.

Johnson Guys 

And out go all the eggs!

I love the expression on his face in this picture!

In a hurry to somewhere

Erik's daycare was closed on Monday & Tuesday for Passover and unfortunately, it is month-end close at work, so it is a very busy time to Kent and I.  Fortunately, a recently retired friend of ours was able to watch Erik for both days!  He had a great time showing her around the house and taking her from one toy to another.  She said he was a very easy little boy to watch and he was on his best behavior.  What a relief - I'm always worried how he is going to act when we leave him with someone new!  He fussed a little bit the first morning as I was leaving, but the next day, he walked me to the door and waved bye-bye!  What a funny kid!

My birthday was on Thursday this past week and so we had a little celebratory supper at home after work.  Kent picked up supper from Cheesecake Factory, including chocolate cake for dessert.  It was delicious - I've been craving chocolate cake for a few weeks, but nothing was quite right until that Cheesecake Factory cake!  We celebrated more birthdays (with more Cheesecake chocolate cake) on Friday evening with the Cochran's, Deininger's and Zbaraschuk's - April is a big birthday month for our group - with Kelli, Kent, Zachary, Kaleb and Luke all having birthdays this month.  I forgot to take any pictures at that function.  We ended the week with another birthday party today (Sunday) hosted by our friends, the Fuentes, for both their daughters.  Their birthdays are about 5-6 weeks apart, so they hosted a joint party in the middle of their birthdays to celebrate.  I'll write more about that party & upload some pictures next week.

To end this post, I've included a few pictures of Erik and I that were taken this past week.  Since I'm usually behind the camera, these photos are rare!

Erik & I after church - couldn't get him to sit still or look at the camera!

Erik & I on my birthday.  He's all ready for bed and I'm anticipating the chocolate cake!